February 2012
me: open word document for homework
me: blog for 10 hours
me: close blank word document and go to sleep
adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
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That mood where you just don't feel like talking.
thisismaxx:
It’s like you want to be left alone but at the same time you want someone’s attention. You don’t feel like putting effort into a conversation. Your mind is occupied with so much junk that you don’t even know what exactly it is that you’re thinking about. Yeah, that mood sucks.
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
pvlse:
why do all fourteen year old gay kids talk like sassy fat black women
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Every porno on earth.
guy: you like this dick?
girl: yeah
guy: yeahhh?
girl: yeahhh
guy: yeahhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhh
guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fapitalism:
IT’S TIME FOR THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN...
